Extreme Message Sender Pillows

"Message: I care."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"I've run out of invisible ink..."

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

'Just doing the school run.'

The end is near - well, at least for the sandwich board guy.

Award-Winning Photographer.

A man on a desert island has an inbox and outbox both filled with sand.

'We're keeping Edwards because he forwards the funnier e-mails.'

"Yes, tech support? My laptop was really slow, so I shot it – what should I do now?"

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

''The Medium is the Message' - now available in/on stone tablet, clay tablet, wax tablet, papyrus, paperback, hardback, audiotape, video, CD, DVD, ipad, iphone, android and also as a whole body tattoo.'

"I'm afraid Sir, that much would be inaudible."

"U R like so ded!"

Letter to God

John goes through a breakup with his data analyst girlfriend.

'Do keep the comments coming, this one is from Will the Miller from Marlow Bottom. . .'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

"My squaw's no idea how much these messages cost, she thinks firewood grows on trees."

Your Message Here.

Message In Bottle In Bottle

"We sent a message to any extraterrestrial beings in deep space. It was picked up by an observatory in Great Britain. They didn't understand it."

War reporter

Why 25% of greeting card writers don't make the grade...

"I said fire not shoot."

'Oh, it's from my new pen pal on the other island.'

"Sir, Hagstrom is craving some attention again. Shall we email him the canteen menu and mark it 'URGENT'?"

The Courier Out of hell

"Disgraceful! A message in a bottle -- in a PLASTIC bottle, if you please!"

'Airmail.'

'Could I check my email?'

A man walks on a treadmill on hot coals.