Extreme Condition Fanatic Pillows

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Milkjet Skiing

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

"Fred, just how remote is this remote fishing spot of yours?"

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

''Because It's There' got us up here...you have any ideas how we get back down?'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

"I'm using the ground as a safeguard against plummeting."

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'Could you throw me the car keys?'

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Easter Island Rock Climber

Saggy Boobs Make Great Bungee Ropes for Bored Hamsters.

What's your exit strategy?

Shopping trolleys can be found anywhere...

Mount Everest.

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'When did you get a ceiling fan?'

Extreme Sheepherding

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

Ski-ball.

Water skier sees steep hill sign.