Extreme Artist Prints

Award-Winning Photographer.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm working on more of a 'personal' mythology."

Interpretive napping

Mime Baby

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"Can you just once get to the damn point without the usual embellishments?"

'To be honest, I have my doubts about these modern dress versions.'

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

"I've found if I squint my eyes and frown, it looks like I'm concentrating rather than sleeping.".

"Practicing my hate-face."

The Greatest Mime in the World

"Stripes weren't dazzling enough?"

A mime visits a psychiatrist.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

"There's something you should consider before you begin—my hair works hard and it plays hard."

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

With the help of his trusty guide, Mr. Fluffbo becomes the first cat to scale Mt. Everest.

"Of course, art is one thing, dear - life is another."

"How much do you want off the top?"

Man chooses head from cupboard.

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

The Mime Family Enjoying Their Christmas Presents.

Disued Lighting - Heating - Cooking.

The War Against Imagination

'Sorry... I should've warned you. In our company, we're encouraged to color outside the lines!'

Daniel Chester French

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

Sad Eyes Street Art

Cellist on Mars

Home/work masks.

Mario Caravadossi paints

He had never realized that interpretive dance was a dangerous occupation until he had a heart attack and no one reacted.