Out-of-this-world Artist Prints

Cellist on Mars

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Texturing the Walls

'My first camera'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"My two-year-old actually did paint that."

"I didn't have a carrot so I used a fish stick for his nose."

Boy copying abstract artwork in an art gallery.

A dog whose nose is a gun.

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Those are the sickos that made a film of Zorg's autopsy!"

'Beret Night at the Museum'

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

Award-Winning Photographer.

'Hope you don't mind the boxing gloves. I'm no good at hands.'

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

'Make up your mind! First, you tell me to color within the lines, then you tell me to think outside the box.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Artist paints tree which drops leaves.

"I'm sure it's illegal to pose as a police officer"

Fuzz - The band will never lose its artistic integrity.

"How much do you want off the top?"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

Trainspotting.