Extravagant Planners Prints

"She always wanted a huge wedding."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Cake Escape

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

'I told you he's gonna be the next Warren Buffett!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'Think about it: If we blow up the bridge, they'll have to swim across again...'

'Before you begin, I'd like to thank you for coming in early to do this on such short notice.'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

"We can't go back to what we do best because that's obsolete now!"

The Werewolf planner

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Chapter 3. Andrew's scheme backfires.

"I have a taste for luxury."

"Remember – Dad's 50th is in 2026... Have you gotten him a card yet?"

'You and your shortcuts.'

'Hey, honey, remember when I told you to expect a big surprise on our anniversary? Well, I snuck off to go hunting with Cliff - SURPRISE!'

"Planning a few changed for the new year?"

"OK...your payment plan is all set up. Your check is due the first of each month."

Date Control

'Well I'd love to stay and chat, but this is one of those 'get things done' days.'

'Let's plan on being totally spontaneous next weekend.'

Homework eaten $2

Lawn mower breaking kit

'How do you expect me to keep track of the date when they change it every day?'

'Even with the impact of global warming I think Timmy would be safe enough with factor 95'

'...the big bag is for the bill.'

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

Sunset gets later and later every day, little buddy. So what? So, sunset happens later in the day. That means I an accomplish a lot more before smooching hour. I can run an extra ten miles. I can chop an extra cord of firewood. I can catch an extra school of fish. I can prepare for my date by mining an extra nugget of lip balm from my secret lip balm quarry. I can download 30 extra books I'll never read.

"We scheduled all our vacations so that it will be impossible to hold any meetings next month."

"I was going to discuss procrastination today, but I'm feeling rather tired. Maybe we could finish this off next week."

"It's called a calendar. It seems to be some kind of oracle as they don't plan anything before first consulting it..."