Extravagant Playdate Planners Prints

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"So yeah - This is my ideal first date."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Babies

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"So much for eternal rest."

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"