Playdate Organizer Prints

“Worst. Playdate. Ever.”

"Wait, is this a playdate?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

What did I tell you two about somersaults?

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Babies

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"So much for eternal rest."