Playdate Organizer Prints

“Worst. Playdate. Ever.”

"Wait, is this a playdate?"

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

Kids and Mobile Addictions

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Babies

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"So much for eternal rest."