Extraterrestrial Encounter Fan Pillows

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"You left this on our ship."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

Alien Assumption

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The First Martian Dog.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

How to draw a martian!

Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, in all the solar systems, in all the galaxies, in all the universe, she walks into mine.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"I don't like the looks of that!"

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

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"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."