Extraterrestrial Encounter Fan Pillows

Don't worry, they'll just write it off as another case of spontaneous combustion

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"You left this on our ship."

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Alien Snowmen

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

Science fiction fans on other planets

Aliens with abducted person look at a suggestion box.

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

How to draw a martian!

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

"The food was o.k., but the atmosphere was terrible."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

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"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

"I don't like the looks of that!"

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"Sorry to bother you again but I forgot to ask you to fill out our service evaluation questionnaire."