Extracurricular All-star Pillows

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

Exam

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I started a collection!"

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

I drive, therefore I am.

Football team discussions.

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

"We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow."

Sporting snobs talk about hunting on turnpike roads

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'