Extracurricular Activities Gifts

I drive, therefore I am.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"Being homeschooled wasn't so bad except for the homemade cheerleading outfits."

'I think we're in danger of over-parenting.'

'Between football, basketball, and track, out moms do more running around than we do.'

"I don’t have any lines, but I do some pretty important rustling in the second act."

"We need to hurry to your next extracurricular activity before the void of my unfulfilled ambitions catches up."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Holiday time.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Giraffe Umbrella

Bring your own inflatable.

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Cat in a tank...

"I dunno, looks like a trap."