Extinction Event Ponderers Pillows

"I want the hatchlings to grow up in a nurturing comet free environment."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

'One day this will all be yours.'

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"That's a meteor. If it hits the ground its a meteorite."

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"Here we still are, eh? So much for the gloom-and-doom types who warned us against eating all the vegetation."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

Existentialists In Love

"There was a bright light and then a voice said: 'our menu has changed'."

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

A Stray Curmudgeon in a Field of Perennial Optimists.

"The last thing I remember is hearing the doctor say oops!"

'It looks like our time is up.'

Cycles of evolution and destruction

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

"Oh yeah – They really are forever – Cool huh?"

A man, walking towards the intersection of ‘Easy Street' and 'Harms Way', runs into the Grim Reaper.

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Common Dodo!