Evolution Ponderers Pillows

'Okay, who spilled the beans to that Darwin guy?'

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

God not-too-happy with the Humans sticking a 'Closing DOWN Sale!' sign on planet Earth

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I'm learning to live with existence."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Ten Commandments

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Great, now we're lost."

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

There are planets where lifeforms are almost human...

"Do you ever wonder what happens to us when we die?"

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"I can't help thinking there's a book in this."

"Frankly, I don't like the way things are going."

"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

Existentialists In Love

"An equation for your thoughts?"

"The arc of the moral universe."

'Revolution? I thought you creatures said you wanted Evolution!'

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"Nobody wants to hear our stories about death from natural causes."

'Have you ever thought that being damned for all eternity to a lake of eternal fire might mask a deeper problem?'

'You know what I really miss? -- living dangerously.'