Expressive Mover Gifts

Interpretive Cheering

Dancing with your hands up

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Exercise now!

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

One!

Rodin's THE FEELER

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"I'll be there in three 'All Too Well's."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

'Yeah, strictly speaking it's a hole, but I prefer to think of it as a bijou hole.'

Van Go

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Leaping

The Move.

"Aw, Dad! I don't wanna move. I just made friends with a fossil!"

'We can't move in with my parents - they've moved in with grandma!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

Treble

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Top - Perhaps

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."