Expressing Opinions Gifts

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

Pundits

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

"She can be outspoken."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

"They should stand."

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"He went red state on me."

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"