Expressing Opinions Prints

'Sorry, sir, but we don't have a category for that.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'When I want your opinion I'll sack you!'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

Pundits

E Pluribus Nada

'Do you want to be manipulated by the left wing media or the right wing media?'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

An animal has attacked a child. It's very important to the world that you immediately express a bad opinion online.

"She can be outspoken."

"I can't even hear myself think now that everyone has a blog."

"Can you give me some sort of metaphor for how you're feeling?"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I'm not sure if I want to get disappointed by the left, the right, the conservatives, or the liberals."

'My opinion, right or wrong!'

"Hmm... I wonder what I can find to trigger my self-righteous indignation today..?"

Big government pig

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

Uniformed but Passionate

Rush Limbaugh

'This is the fourth single woman to attack the Valentine's display this week.'

"Do you have an opinion on opinion polls?"

"I don't believe the liberal weather media!"

Editorial Page - People Who Agree With You vs. Idiots

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

My opinions do not necessarily reflect those of the station, its advertisers and especially the teleprompter technician, who thinks I'm a total freakin' mor

"Excuse me, do you have a minute for someone other than yourself you selfish bastard?"

"They should stand."

News and Magazines. Corruption. Graft. Gridlock. Inaction. Our problem is half of us think our political system is broken and half of us think it's fixed!

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The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"Bloody Hell Brenda, why the Camilla Long face?"

"You've learnt how to post your opinions online, haven't you, Dad?"