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'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Out To Lurch

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Is there anybody there?"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Manhattan Woods

Monster Realtor

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Flying Dutchman

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Orange House of Horrors

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

Wine...Spirits...

"It's in move-in condition."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

Happy Halloween.

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'