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'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Out To Lurch

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Open House of Horrors

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

Monster Realtor

"Is there anybody there?"

Manhattan Woods

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

Orange House of Horrors

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Flying Dutchman

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Wine...Spirits...

"It's in move-in condition."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

A boast of ghosts

Happy Halloween.

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'