Exploring Coffee Varieties T-Shirts

This coffee can keep you up

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"Give me all the caffeine you have."

'I need to talk to you about the coffee fund.'

Joined at the hipster.

'Pretty strange term, market share, considering the whole object is not to.'

"Sorry, dear... I don't have a pumpkin spiced flat white chai latte. I just have this one..."

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Non-Power Breakfast

Countervailing Clichés.

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"In accordance with our new 'sharing of responsibilities initiative,' you'll all be responsible for getting my coffee." i

EU and India partnership.

"Right now it's between you and two hundred and fifty other people who came to Seattle, moved in with five roommates, joined a band, took a job in a coffee bar, got fed up, had a meeting with themselves, and decided it was time to go out and find a real job."

'Coffee must wear you out. They're always sleepy when they drink it.'

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Pull an all-nighter?

"We love each other very much, and we concur on alcohol and coffee. But we're unable to come to an agreement on meat and fish."

Coffee shop

"Stacked coffee cups look like a spine. This is why the more coffee you drink, the easier it is to stand up and keep yourself awake."

All-Day Breakfast

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

'Right about here I added a drip coffee maker, with high caffeine premium blend coffee, to the employee break room.'

"It's a pumpkin spice latte pie latte."