Exploring Cathedrals Gifts

'Just think my dear. If this is what man is capable of achieving in the seventeenth century, just imagine what he will be capable of by the twenty first.'

Hildegard von Bingen

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

"The worst is behind us!"

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

The Missing Bell

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

Detected.

"Siri, are you out of your mind?!"

"God must have been very pleased."

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

".. if this is what man is capable of achieving in the 17th century, image what is possible in the 21st?"

Tour of Cathedrals.

Creepy Delivery.

'That's one of our fortified wines.'

Bell disaster

How's the college tour? Dunno. Tap Tap. You'd have 2 ask the parents. Tap tap.

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

Bell boy!

"The smells! The smells!"

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Passover wine - 'I will buy a decent cabaret next year.'

"Look. You think they're hideous and I think they're hideous, but maybe the bishop doesn't think they're hideous."

Ding Dong.

"Mike, Mike, Mike! Guess what day it is!!!"

Interior of Westminster Abbey

OH & S comes to Notre Dame.

"Sorry lad, you don't meet the physical requirements"

"We've got a vacancy for a church mouse, if you're interested?"