Cathedrals Gifts

Interior of Westminster Abbey

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Hildegard von Bingen

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

Introducing Piza Island.

Rodin's THE FEELER

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

Zumma Cum Laude

"In preparation for his appearance before the foundation board, Rodney fine-tunes his song and dance."

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

"Sorry, you're not cut out to be a mime artist."

Shower curtain call.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

''The Thinker' is an outdated concept.'

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

"The worst is behind us!"

Stonehens

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

Cathedral Made Safe.

The Missing Bell

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

Notre Dame Fire

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Tour of Cathedral #4.019

Detected.

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

"God must have been very pleased."

"He was a lucky sod right to the end."

Paint by numbers stained glass windows