Exploring Beliefs Gifts

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

Welcome: Skeptics Society

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"No, you cannot have another planet. You only played with the last one for a week."

"We’re having privacy concerns with your omniscience."

'I want you to sit up front right by my desk. It's not because I want to keep an eye on you. It's a feng shui thing.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'My work is based on a version of the truth, but I believe the truth to be fluid...'

Your angel is always with you

'Wait, I don't understand...Aren't these textbooks out of date enough?'

"I believe it because I believe it and that's how I know it's true."

"We met on Agnostic Rendezvous."

'He became a dissident Dissident in protest at the Dissidents.'

'So it wasn't b*****t after all.'

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Venus Fly Trap

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

Santa Believes In God.

"You don't have any silly thing about snakes, do you?"

"Due to social distancing - all gods will be fake from home."

'Frankly, I don't know what to believe. They say if it sounds too good to be true, it usually is.'

Martin Luther was a pioneer of self-publishing.

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"I just had the weirdest thought. ... What if our parents are right?!"

Women outside church, "well I don't like the way he's leaning towards Rome."

"Oddly, I never felt more alive, then, 'wham'!"

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

'Hello, This is your inner life. Thank you for stopping by today.'

"Before we eat, who would like to bow their head and proclaim they no longer believe in saying Grace?"

"That cross is not divine. It's a symbol of how out of control things can get when a teenager lies about how she got pregnant."

"The irony is that I don't believe in hell."

"How can you be an atheist? There he is, right there!"