Experiment Executor Mugs

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Young Frankenstein"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Jr. cloning kit

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"We have to take that science away from Tommy...he's genetically modified the cat!"

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Small child building a large contraption from junk

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Sexual chemistry set

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Note to self: Like coffee, homemade coffee wine should be available in decaf, too.'

"It's just one monkey at one typewriter, but we've given him an infinite need for validation."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

Breakthrough

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'