Expression Experimenter Mugs

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Thanks for walking a mile in my shoe but it's beginning to hurt now."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

'Nurse, why is there always a fly in my ointment?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

'I think there was a typo in the lab instructions.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"I won't be in today, I'm feeling a little under the coffee table."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

The Elephant in the Womb

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You always talk about robbing Peter to pay Paul, but you never mention Mary.'

The Inexperienced Cook

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Eureka! Details to follow."

I love Science.

'Let's cut right through to the heart of the matter.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'No, no, no, Tompkins! We decided to make today Causal Friday, not Casual Friday!'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."