Experiencing Family Change Pillows

"My mom has a new boyfriend, my dad has a new girlfriend and all I got was a new therapist."

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Just accept it, Frank. You're a bald eagle."

How human migration got started.

"Mom, Dad - I'm adopted, aren't I?"

'Thank you, my dear, for taking the runt of my litter in holy matrimony...'

'I'll relinquish most of my visitation rights if you'll just let Katie come over once in awhile to program my appliances.'

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

"I'm sorry but, legally, there is no way you can get divorces from your parents."

"I think I’m turning into my parents."

"I told you not to have that boob job."

"The thing is, I've grown and you haven't."

"Cherish this moment, because clearly our parents are getting a divorce."

"We broke our promise to not talk politics around the house, so we sold the house."

"It's just for a few days, darling. We're a very close family."

"What about instead of your stepdad, you just think of me as a 'gritty reboot'."

"You treat this house like a hotel!"

Stress? Easy to fix. Get a different job and family.

'You can't just move out and leave me here with your father.'

"You moving back in hasn't been a picnic for us, either. I can't wait until you have adult children of your own."

'I don't know...go ask your computer.'

"...I think he makes a great father figure eight."

"That's Jake, Bethany, Stuart, and at the end their imaginary dad."

"Mr. Smith, do you want custody of your children or not?"

"Mom, could you leave the door open, keep the hallway light on and lose the boyfriend?"

"I grew up in a traditional family. My parents divorced when I was six years old."

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's"

'Visit Absent Father Christmas' grotto.'

'Have I failed so as a mother, Robert?'