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'We'd make a great circus act. He balances the checkbook and I juggle the bills.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I'm TRYING to extinguish my ego, but I feel so CONSPICUOUS up here!"

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Monday around 9PM.

Getting Rid of the Cure

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Perhaps we could get the Saatchis to pain a pretty picture.

'I'd say you're a little late...'

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Yow! Thank goodness you've kept costs on a short leash!"

'I'd like the short form instead...'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

"My schedule is just nuts."

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Tax grab.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"I've got a lap dog and a laptop cat."

"I replaced my G.P.S with auto correct, and every time I try to go right, it makes me go write...."

You will do as I command...'It had a power surge.'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"Now are you convinced that the tax simplification plan will work?"

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'There's a real reason that I hate Google, but right at this moment I forget what that is.'

"Can they tell I cheated on my taxes?"

'He micromanages all our trades.'

Menace.