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One Fine Tuesday in Antarctica

The Runaway Horse

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

Fight or Flight

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Trail mix?"

Warrior Woman

"This will be hilarious!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Love linked

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

Zoo animals.

"How do you know you don't like New York if you've never even tasted it?"

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

Fearless Frog Part 12

Movies vs. Films

Thug life on safari.

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

The circus diver.

Migrating cows.

Daddy showed me why I should always wear my bicycle helmet!

Welcome Ghost.

"I normally don’t do this on the first date."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Behind Every Stupid Man

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

'Who ever came up with the idea that throwing up is fun?'