Expecting Parents Celebration Mugs

'We had the baby's ultrasound photo made into wallpaper.'

The Baby Walker

baby sweetcorn...

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

Mr. & Mrs. Stickfigure are expecting twins.

Ask me about my litter! !

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Mighty Man Of Justice Is Born

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

Sperm Whale.

'Oh, don't mind Jeff. It's just his turn to change the Baby's nappy.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Hurry up: We've sprung a leak!'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

"I don't think we can keep our love a secret for much longer dear"

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

Baby, baby maker

"Is the Itsy Bitsy Spider obsessive-compulsive?"

Smartphone Sonogram

'I couldn't imagine bringing a child into the current fiscal-cliffy world.'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."