Expecting Funny Moments Mugs

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"What the hell took so long?"

Malfunctioning geyser

'Trust me, the term 'blissfully pregnant' is an oxymoron.'

"This does not make us friends."

Son burying his dad in sand

'You're going the wrong way, Ben!'

Dave took his motto, 'Roofing done in one hour' seriously, even nailing shingles before plywood had been put down.

'WOW, congratulations, Ma'am! You're having Quads!'

"It's quiet in here. I suppose it's off the popular tourist route!"

You and your alternative pregnancy.

"Amazing. For the fifth consecutive month the polling shows I'm the most popular foetus here."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"Do you know why we pulled you over today, sir?"

"Childbirth just isn't keeping pace with modern marketing. We still don't come with a manufacturing warranty.

'Oh no! We're being spammed again!'

Meeting Melanie's parents suddenly turns awkward.

'I'd like to return this snake. It's suffering from reptile dysfunction.'

"Oh, oh!!"

"If I say I need to go out, I need to go out."

Working from home

'I encourage natural childbirth - gently coaxing the baby into the world. If that fails, I go with brute force and intimidation.'

'That's the last time you have a sip of coffee.'

'The hunger pains are only one T.V. commercial apart.'

"Your baby should be arriving on this date. I just emailed you the tracking number."

Hound dog sniffing and pointing at bunny slippers.

'We want to thank you, Doc...The bag worked!'

'Oh, do you do Sumo?'

Maternity Fashion: Zika Net

"It's OK, honey — remember, you're resenting for two now."

Man pelted with golf balls.