Expectant Style Icon Pillows

"You don't look pregnant from behind."

Haircuts

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'I've had some strange cravings during my pregnancy. Such as the one to strangle my husband.'

Oi to the world!

Chippunks

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Fortune teller predicts a bigger family for worried parents.

'I've taken my knowledge of science and math and applied them to fashion to produce a wardrobe that's guaranteed to malfunction to get you the most possible publicity.'

Girl trying to be a woman

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: 'Baby trying to break out'

"I guess I've got the spirit in me!"

Tailcoat

'We're not gonna make it to the hospital! Thank goodness we saw your sign!'

2 Live J. Crew

Pregnant Women buy Clown Clothes because they fit.

How humans are born.

Hoping for a boy or girl?

Casual Fridays at the office.

Everything looks so good

'I hate having horizontal stripes: They make us look so fat!'

"If you do not wish to know the results look away now..."

"After my business breakfast, I'll be going directly to the office."

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"Does my bump look big in this"

"We're going out – of course I'm wearing my pearls."

Leaning tower of pizza boxes.

Ultrasound: Mozart piped into the womb.

Peace in our time?

The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts