Expectant Parents Using Tech T-Shirts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The cell phone soother for life.

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

The Digital Family

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

The modern generation!

"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

Smartphone Sonogram

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"This could be quite boring. No club jumper, no theme song and no pie nights!"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'