Expectant Parents Using Tech Mugs

'Did you Google me before I was born to see if I was going to be a boy or a girl?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I'd better enjoy this while I can. It's the only home I'll own without a mortgage!"

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

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"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"Now that I can talk, here's my speaking fee."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

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"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Right here is your baby’s infrastructure, and in a month or so we’ll be able to see the analytics."

"Mother nature sure is confusing...she gives me a clothes line but no clothes!"

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Please, James...will you stop worrying whether the baby will meet all government regulations!"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

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"I wouldn’t say they’re user-friendly."

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

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"Oooh! I think I just felt our stock split."

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'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'