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"Yeah, I'll be glad when the baby is born: This is really affecting my balance..."

At the Museum

The Artist

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

A boy acting suspiciously

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Blue sky thinking

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

Imagine

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"What's an imagination? It was something kids used to enjoy before they invented video games."

Smartphone Sonogram

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Brain Power

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

The toothfairy

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

Thinking outside the cubicle

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth?'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'Some action figures! - They just STAND there!'