Expat Nostalgia Pillows

'We like to spend 51 weeks of the year at our Florida holiday home...'

Emigrating to France.

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Pension planning for Brexit

'They gave me a choice...they would either off-shore my job, or I could keep my job if I moved to India.'

Half French/half English.

'You can't find a job?... Have you tried Asia?'

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

'I see that you're a fully integrated immigrant to this country.'

"Can I call you back? I'm creating happy memories of my childhood for my father."

"The sixties are over, Ralph. The seventies and the eighties, for God's sake, are over. Give it a rest!"

"What's full English breakfast in Spanish?"

Just when he thought things couldn't get worse...

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Gin Lane.

Eighties Throwback.

'Of all the lemonade joints in all the world....'

Somewhere In France... The Louvre turns out to be just another metro station.

"I tell you what. If this country votes to remain in the E.U. I'll pack up and move to Spain... if I'm still allowed to."

PERSONNEL, 'Our retirement plan is that we try to get you Swedish citizenship.'

"Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot."

Rip Van Yuppie

The Great Fashion Panic of 1979.

Retail Store

"I have a flat and need a lift."

Weasel being fined for trading in imperial measures.

Curved Screen T.V.