Eighties Nostalgists Pillows

Rip Van Yuppie

George Michael

How hit songs get their names

'I need to start dancing to the beat of a different drum.'

Madonna.

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Skater dude.

Courtney Love

Boy George.

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

The Beatles

"I play 'backside'. My 'backside' is always sitting on the bench."

Music. Sale Pop. Sale Bin. Wow! They're practically giving away these CD's from the 80's! Cher prices have plummeted!

"Don't go all retro on me - we're supposed to keep moving forwards."

"I thought tonight we're gonna party like it's 1969."

That's what I call Flour Power!

"But after awhile it just turned into one of those cheezy 1980's summer movies."

Happy STRANGER THINGS Day! (11/06)

'Hello, and welcome to Animals do the Funkiest Things.'

"Today the American public at long last O.D.'d on Pee-wee Herman, briefly settled its attention on Bruce Willis, then finally decided to embrace an all-new, revitalized, state-of-the-art Richard Nixon."

"It's that scratch music."

Church in the year 2035.

Real estate agents sell Abbey Road Studios.

New York, London, Paris, Munich, Everybody Talk About Pop Music

'80's Cow

"When we implant your pacemaker, we can, for a modest additional fee, also implant your beeper."

Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by the Ghost of Christmas 1985.

Keith Richards

You're like the grandpa I never had, Mort. You never knew your grandpappy, Randy? Oh, no, I knew him. Grandpa Randy was an intrepid archaeologist who broke hearts and defeated villains all over the world. "Indiana Randy's" life story became the stuff of legend. They even made some movies based on his exploits. I'm just saying you're nothing like him. I was going to see those films back in the '80s, but the matinees were past my bedtime.

80's Teen

What Did You Do During the Culture War, Daddy?

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

He used to do his own thing. Now they expect him to do someone else's thing.

Eighties Throwback.

"I recall losing respect for the 1970s when I got a mood ring and pet rock for my birthday."