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"You are looking at our future billion dollar building extension..."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

SWOTs

Fan-Centric Stadium

'I just invented business!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"Broom! Broom!"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

Virtual Reality Shop. I think our business here will expand as actual reality becomes more and more unbelievable.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'