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"You are looking at our future billion dollar building extension..."

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

The new boss brought a sense of urgency.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"It's alive! Alive!!"

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

The United States' economy deflating.

"You give the tooth fairy your teeth, and she gives you some money. It's called reverse mortgage."

'How was I to know that my invisible friend was so rambunctious?'

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

SWOTs

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Broom! Broom!"

'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like the medulla oblongata!'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

'I just invented business!'

Fan-Centric Stadium

'So, Bob, I hear you've branched out!'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'