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'How about that! Fluffy thinks you're huggable.'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

"As you can see, our corporate structure is turtles all the way down."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

Snake Eyes

Ike and Tina Turtle.

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Danth battle?

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."