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Meals on Wheels

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Football Chameleon

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Turtle Trailer Court

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

Crocodile

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Snake Eyes

'Ms. Moffit, please inform the staff that I have morphed and send in that plump young marketing trainee.'

Danth battle?

The Monitor is going to sleep.

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'I can't believe an Alligator stole my identity... I mean, it's quite obvious I'm a Crocodile!'

'I keep thinking I'm David Icke...'

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

"You've got a friend in me."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

'Hi Mom He followed me home, Can I keep him'

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."