Exit Strategists Pillows

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

'Don't think of it as being a yes man, think of it as being an employed man.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

65 Million Years Ago

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hate evolution!'

The trap

Prepper Dog

'Someday, son, 50 of this will belong to your ex-wife,'

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Visiting 'friends'.

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"Just junk mail."

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

"What factors influenced your decision to use this particular exit?"

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

"Randy, if you were stranded on an island, what's the one book you'd want to have along with you?" "Easy: Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy. It's got the perfect heft to knock coconuts out of trees." "Well, I'd like to have How to Get Off an Island, by Archie Macguyver." "That title's actually a metaphor for overcoming shyness." "We really should have our own book review show."

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

"Crowd-funding's fantastic but the crowd-thanking is a real drag."

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

Software for the small businessman

'No thank you, I'm on a diet: I've noticed that the fat ones disappear first...'

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

"As far as I know, mine is the only job he's created."

'It isn't just you, Wally. We've all been put on the endangered species list.'

Come with me. Things are tough around here and somebody may want to eat you.

'...and why does it have to be MY shirt we use as a sail?'

Real High Tech, Inc: 'Under New Management. . . Under Newer Management.'