Peaceful Exit Strategists Pillows

"Hi Donna. I wanted to let you know that your husband's career ended peacefully with Mr. Glendale at his side."

Angel sees FIRE EXIT sign on trap door in cloud.

"Sergio, I think you've done a great job raising the children."

"What do you mean, we don't have an 'exit strategy'?!"

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

Visiting 'friends'.

"I told him that I was leaving, that I couldn't put up with the endless stream of meaningless paperwork...he asked me to fill out an exit report!"

'She originally told you she wanted love and understanding? Well, her list has grown.'

"Can you send me a text so I can use it as a ruse to get out of this conversation?"

When Dick quit, he walked off with the company Slushy fund!'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

'Your wife gets custody of the children, and you get custody of the babysitter.'

'She's not actually missing yet but I'll be in Brazil next week.'

'Anyone who doesn't believe in life after death, should be around here at quitting time.'

'Oh, I'm reasonably ambitious about my military career, sir, but I don't want to set the world on fire.'

"I think it's time I left Mr. Right!"

"I'm leaving early, before mission creep takes over."

"We don't want to fight, but by jingo, if we do, our gallant lads will turn about and exit the EU!"

Boss, what's the best way to break up with someone without hurting her feelings? Hush money. What? Offer the dumpee a cashier's check for $5,000 on the condition she refrains from having hurt feelings. If she just can't do that, then you should be compassionate and offer her a $1,000 check as long as she agrees not to burden you with her hurt feelings. Very bad man. Compassion is an essential component of any severance package.

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

'By carefully anticipating the difficult challenges of tomorrow, I know just when to take my vacation.'

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

'It's not you, it's me.'

"I'm ready to leave whenever you are."

Mover Carrying Furniture to Trucks Saying "His" and "Hers"

'Murray the magician is not here, he quit in a blaze of glory.'

"It's just that we've been planning our thing for a really long time."

(...my plan for world peace)

"He'll be back, where else will he get such room service."

'Exit'

"Mr. Weems is easily approachable. It's the exit strategy that requires detailed strategy."

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 a.m., minion. I try not to wonder. After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7. We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep. Not true. By being closed at 3a.m., we're missing out on the potentially lucrative Igor the Wino clientele. Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon. Very bad man.

'Is that ALL you can ever talk about - ESCAPING?'

He had tried many ways to quit smoking but only one worked