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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pastorius wonders why.

"Needs to get a life"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

Zenemies.

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Life after death"

"Is this who I am?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"But what if this is all there is?"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Has it ever occurred to you just to say, 'Hey, I quit. I don't want to be a part of the food chain anymore'?"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'