Existential Buyer Prints

"I shop, therefore I am."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

"Why bother?"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Pastorius wonders why.

Zenemies.

"Needs to get a life"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Extreme Sisyphus

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Life after death"

Dreams I have had...

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Is this who I am?"

"All a cat CAN do is strive for authenticity."

"Nihilistic customer service"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky