Exhibition Aficionados Mugs

The Bavarians, scene 2.

The Artist

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Tilted painting

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

Black Hole Exhibit

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Watching TV around the world

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

"Wow, Leonardo! Science, art, inventions... you're a true 'Do lots of different stuff' man!"

God and Adam's first date.