Exhibition Aficionados Mugs

The Bavarians, scene 2.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

The Artist

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Easter Candy Island.

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

Donald Glover

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

Tilted painting

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Black Hole Exhibit

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

'He lives under the illusion that Charles Saatchi is going to barge in here someday and buy everything.'

Actualities - Artists abusing permission to exhibit more than three pictures this year

Watching TV around the world

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

Alien Mount Rushmore

'The rot set in when I started doing these things in my own image - my early stuff was better.'

The First Supper

So, what did my x-rays reveal, Doctor? Oddly enough, beneath your finished ink drawing, there was a rough sketch in blue pencil.