Exhibition Aficionado Mugs

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. I. - Crowded state of lodging-houses.

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Paul Klee

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cariactures

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

(Camel paintings)

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

German Expressionist Breakfast

"An unfortunate museum gift shop." "Banksy activity set." "Jackson Pollock coloring book." "MC Escher building blocks." "Claes Oldenburg miniatures." "Marceau Marceau CDs." "Seurat's connect-the-dots aaAAAAA."

Horti-Culture

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Distractions Of The Great

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Mr. Right!"

Baroque Peacock

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Spring Training

Misunderstood artist

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Painting taking root...

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'