Exercise Snacker Prints

The online exercise class was going rather well.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

Fast Food Dieter

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"You're the sport on my telly"

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Hot dog.

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

Self Service, Self Denial

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

"You may have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but that's not why you're 10 pounds heavier."

'Where did you get the idea that crackers are a minimum daily requirement?'

Reasons to avoid training No 234 - "I was on my way to the gym but then I heard that the DOW JONES had fallen 2.5%."

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'

Burger Discus

'I knew there was a catch. Only fifty calories per serving but one small box contains eight servings.'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

'That's not what I meant when I said you needed to grow into your job.'

"You gotta at least dip it in ranch or something."