Healthy Snacker Prints

Self Service, Self Denial

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"You'll never lose weight if you don't stop nibbling at your desk."

'Only two cookies? What is this -- a quota system?'

"Man does not live by chips alone. There's also guacamole."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Is the MSG local?"

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The bagels are better in New York."

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

The Rabbit Meeting.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"I recommend the pimento loaf with pickle. It's bursting with umami."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

'Don't take it personally... he doesn't know I'm here either.'

"We grind our own catnip."

We're never going to lose weight if we don't get rid of the fridge light.

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

'Get the kind with the little marshmallows.'

"I'm fairly sure you can't count jaffa cakes as one of your five a day."

"Since it's only 10am, I'll have coffee, strawberry, and maple in a waffle cone."

Supermarket Aisles.

'I just love eating organic food.'

Fish and Chips - "Could you please blow into this bag for me, Sir?"

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

Factory raised chickens. . .Free range chickens. . . Chickens that crossed the road.

"Dad, what is a meal?"

Sometimes, instead of one big meal, I prefer tapas.

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

The online exercise class was going rather well.