Energy Snack Seeker Prints

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Low-Energy Drinks

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Holy Macaroni,

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you?"

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

Diner. Breakfast Specials. I'm a type "C" personality. Until I have my morning coffee I have no personality at all.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Because it's there!'