Energy Snack Seeker Prints

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Low-Energy Drinks

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Student Food Pyramid

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'I'd like something with a high amount of vegetable protein, a bit of glucose or dextroe for energy, and some fiber.' 'One peanut butter and jelly on toast.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"You complete me."

"I'm glad you like this new brand of coffee, Joni. The label said "fast-acting," but who knows what that means!"

"I guess exercise will make me feel more energetic, but I feel like I'm wasting all my energy exercising!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

'Because it's there!'

When Coffee Is Not Enough