Exercise Realist T-Shirts

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.

Exercise Class

Sam's Gym. My problem is I can't get the body I want with the body I've got!

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'If you exercise you add 10 years to your life.' - 'But I would spend the 10 years exercising.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Running

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'The second diet of my diet is always the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'His workout regimen consists of 50 sit-downs every day.'

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Keep Fit.

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

Woman forcing family to hike through hills.

Jogging Bottoms

Staff. Manager. So then you must say "I refuse to lift weights." Hey, that's not what I expected when I hired you to be a resistance training instructor!

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."