Exercise Minimalists Gifts

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

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Sisyphus during Covid

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Watch yourself.'

Diogenes and tourists

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Exercise Car.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

I think it's time to clean the basement.

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"I figured one of us should use it!"

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

You're stuck in a lousy health club membership, too?

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'