Exercise Minimalists Mugs

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

City Health Club - Ask about our no more than necessary exercise class.

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Sisyphus during Covid

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

'Gathering dust isn't dangerous in itself, but it's a sign of lack of exercise.'

'The only exercise I believe in is the exercise of power.'

"I don't care if it does have wifi. . . it's a vegetable peeler!"

'Why are jogging on the spot?'

"Fit watch say me need more steps."

'Since money can't buy happiness, we have decided to go paperless.'

'Watch yourself.'

Diogenes and tourists

"I didn't miss my workout...I didn't miss it one bit!"

'Can I have a refund if she puts the weight back on.'

"I don't think you're getting the point of this exercise."

Exercise Car.

''Buy low, sell high' is not considered an aerobic activity.'

"MMPHH. . . I said I don't think I'm built for yoga!"

'I HATE Spring cleaning!'

Maude's yoga classes were beginning to pay off.

'Well at least we got him off the sofa.'

"I was in corporate sales for years but then I realized, I'm a gatherer not a hunter."

"That's enough exercise for one day."

"Exercise?...What you need is more napping!"

"I figured one of us should use it!"

'No thanks. This patch stops me craving for superflous functions.'

'Okay Kid. Start Jumping! This will be the only exercise I'll get all day.'

'Realist Trac, with 4 settings...'

'Touch my toes? -- I have servants for that sort of thing!'

"The only thing I like more than running is everything else."

'Welcome to the exercise hotline. To start a very low impact exercise program, press #1250 times.'

Losing sense of materialism after being mugged

'Jogging's too dangerous for me. I tried it once, and I rear-ended a mailman.'