Exercise Mate Gifts

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Exercising

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Gym Dog

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Looks like Shelia has overdone it with the cream scones this week!'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

Pelobong

'No, that doesn't make any difference either, Miss Jones.'

Pollyanna, the Hamster

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Fred, didn't I tell you to wear a helmet?'

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

'That's our group plan.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

It's good to get together with friends!

Exercises

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

Australian stress counselling.

"You know I always sit there for my keep fit programme!"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"