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"I'm not finished exercising. I still have a couple of laps to go."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Joust Sharpener

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"I'll faithfully follow any diet plan as long as you also prescribe medical marijuana."

"No, Doris, not implants!"

Jogging Bottoms

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Lady to angler whose line is snagged: 'You would manage to get your line caught in the one tree in this entire massive lake.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

'The doctor is running a little late this morning; but a couple more laps around the park and he should be back at his desk.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling.

'George, stop playing with the children.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"I'm making him take a spin class."

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Long-legged clown...

Musclesnakes just swallow the dumbbells.

Ants stealing from the picnic.

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"I wanna be a clown when I grow up."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"I've been telling everyone how athletic you are."

'I understand the concept, sir, but I think I'd do better if it were a donut.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

False encouragement.

'Good morning Walters, I see you've mad a speedy recovery from your bout with smallpox!'